I hate my job.
The CEO comes into my cave today and instructs me to attend the Calgary Stampede in July.
It appears we are opening a new location in Calgary and since I am the appointed corporate redneck, it is only appropriate that I represent.
I asked what is the schedule? He says to look it up and let him know and he will see if he can get a jet.
I then looked up what the hell is the Calgary Stampede?
Oh, I get it now. It's a rodeo thing and because I sponsor kids in the local FFA and dress like everyday is go rodeo day...........
A quick text to the boss asking "don't need a jet. You care how I get there?"
He replies "you're crazy. You thinking of riding you're motosickle, ain't ya?"
Smiley face reply back.
"Have fun. Don't die" was final response.
Quick call to the wife........(can you get off July 6 - July 21)
So, Santa Fe NM for some food and culture.
Yellowstone because it is Yellowstone
BitterRoot because you can't miss this pass if your going north
Glacier National Park because I promised myself I would someday
Rodeo Canada style, because I have orders.
You guys will all be gone long before, but gotta go do Imogene Pass on the return.
Tough mission. But I'm just that kind of guy. I'm stepping up for the company.
The CEO comes into my cave today and instructs me to attend the Calgary Stampede in July.
It appears we are opening a new location in Calgary and since I am the appointed corporate redneck, it is only appropriate that I represent.
I asked what is the schedule? He says to look it up and let him know and he will see if he can get a jet.
I then looked up what the hell is the Calgary Stampede?
Oh, I get it now. It's a rodeo thing and because I sponsor kids in the local FFA and dress like everyday is go rodeo day...........
A quick text to the boss asking "don't need a jet. You care how I get there?"
He replies "you're crazy. You thinking of riding you're motosickle, ain't ya?"
Smiley face reply back.
"Have fun. Don't die" was final response.
Quick call to the wife........(can you get off July 6 - July 21)
So, Santa Fe NM for some food and culture.
Yellowstone because it is Yellowstone
BitterRoot because you can't miss this pass if your going north
Glacier National Park because I promised myself I would someday
Rodeo Canada style, because I have orders.
You guys will all be gone long before, but gotta go do Imogene Pass on the return.
Tough mission. But I'm just that kind of guy. I'm stepping up for the company.