I was walking down the street today when I was accosted by a dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of quid for dinner.
I took sympathy on him as he was obviously an ex biker and I took out my wallet and said, "If I give you this money, will you buy alcohol instead of dinner?"
“I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
So, I said, for a laugh, “will you spend this on bike parts instead of food?"
The old boy said, "are you nuts? I haven't had a bike in 20 year!"
So….., I said:, "I'm not going to give you money and instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded and said "won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied….."that's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and biking”