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Well, I guess I could have been more precise. It's about 6 minutes slow since daylight savings time. When I'm riding recreationally, it doesn't really matter. When I'm headed for work, the clock could be helpful if it were accurate.

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My Pet Peeve. How about an air temp gauge that doesn't tell me the outside temp? I really don't care what temp the airbox is... Yamaha did it fine on the FJR, what on gods-green-earth would I care what the air INTAKE temp is???? ::009::

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Yamaha did it fine on the FJR, what on gods-green-earth would I care what the air INTAKE temp is????
Because the engine intake air temp is - most of the time - pretty well correlated to ambient temperature and by doing double-duty like this, Yamaha saved the extra cost and complexity of an addition sensor. It's a compromise solution, undeniably, but better than no temp readout at all.

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pteppic said:
It's about 6 minutes slow since daylight savings time.
That's 4 secs a day. Judgment call, but I tend towards thinking that's nitpicking for a vehicle timepiece and within normal tolerances.

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MidlifeMotor said:
Yep and it tells the correct time twice a day.

Only if it's totally busted...

But if it's running, and even just a few seconds off, then it actually *NEVER* "tells the correct time"... At all. Ever. :D

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I'm a service manager at a pretty high volume auto dealer, and threads like this are the reason I cringe every time a customer says, "I was reading a forum and..."

This is better than the intermittent (read: so rare it's comical) hard-start thread...

Talk about really reaching to find something to bitch about with this bike... At least the supposed hard-start has left people stranded for a couple of minutes.
 

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creggur said:
I'm a service manager at a pretty high volume auto dealer, and threads like this are the reason I cringe every time a customer says, "I was reading a forum and..."

This is better than the intermittent (read: so rare it's comical) hard-start thread...

Talk about really reaching to find something to bitch about with this bike... At least the supposed hard-start has left people stranded for a couple of minutes.

Amen, Bruddah! Amen! Can I have a Hallelujah!!! ::008::

I couldn't agree more, Creggur. Here we are given this incredible, competent, and unbelievably reliable, dependable motorcycle for an absurdly low price given the technology and mature development, and people are whining about their clock being off a couple of minutes every half-year? ::)

In a way it's a testament to just how good a bike the Super Tenere is - i.e. since the bike is so reliable and has so few flaws I guess folks don't have much else to bitch about. The bike is super-rugged, stupidly easy to maintain, has great power, handles wonderfully on-road or off-, has pretty damn good suspension out of the box, is comfortable for passengers, can cover vast distances in comfort, has almost clairvoyant ABS that works on-road and off-, fierce brakes to go with the ABS, a nearly transparent TCS system, stunningly good ergonomics and weather protection for a big dual-sport, and apparently unbreakable engine and driveline, etc., etc., etc.... The list goes on and on.

Maybe it's just me... I started out when bikes had only kickstarters, and you had to "tickle" the carbs and drip gasoline everywhere just to get 'em started... And you had to set the points, check the valve clearances, check the float levels in the carbs, etc., etc. every 1,500 miles or so if you wanted them to run right... Headlights back then were like candles... Bikes vibrated like jackhammers... Loctite and safety wire were required to keep the things together for any length of time... Suspension was so primitive nobody thought to do much with it... ABS was a new-fangled plastic not even used on bikes yet... And good instrumentation was a bike that came with a speedo *AND* a tach! :D

I will say one thing about bikes back then - they were lightweight. But it's easy to see why they're so heavy now - Obviously folks want them to be two-wheeled cars! ???

That said, I sometimes sit and just look at today's bikes and marvel at just how good we've got it. They have staggeringly high, broad performance envelopes - ones almost unimaginable not so many years ago - and all with such terrific reliability and dependability that they border on flawless in that regard.

I'll gladly take a clock that's a few seconds off per year, or a speedo that's a bit optimistic, etc. if I can have all those other wonderful attributes and characteristics bikes possess now. After all, I can remember when a speedo needle swung plus or minus 10 or 15 MPH at cruising speed, and you just sort of "averaged" your way to the speed you wanted! :D

Just my two centavos... YMMV.

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creggur said:
I'm a service manager at a pretty high volume auto dealer, and threads like this are the reason I cringe every time a customer says, "I was reading a forum and..."

This is better than the intermittent (read: so rare it's comical) hard-start thread...

Talk about really reaching to find something to bitch about with this bike... At least the supposed hard-start has left people stranded for a couple of minutes.
Can I ask something though?
First, as a service department manager, AND a forum reader, you are in a unique position to see both sides of the equation.

As a forum reading customer, there have been times that I was way more versed on an issue with my bike or my truck than the actual folks that were being asked to fix the problem. For example, I bought a 2004 F350 truck that had a recently introduced motor in it. Because of a forum, I knew exactly what was causing the problem and also knew which sensor needed to be changed. But the service department staff completely ignored the "all knowing customer", that I am sure they were thinking I was, and tried all kinds of wasted attempts to diagnose the problem. They even gave up and sent me on the road with their very expensive diagnostics hardware plugged into the ODB connector. They were hoping to have a record of the next time the truck "stumbled".

All along, because of the forum, I was almost 100% sure I needed an egp sensor. And it had been the fix for lots of other folks on the forum with the same motor and symptoms.

I drove around a couple of days and returned the diagnostic tools. Because they couldn't isolate the issue themselves, they had no recourse but to say sorry. Bring it back if it acts up again.

I just lived with the stumble. I had no choice. A few months later I get a notice for a recall on my egp sensor.

Drove that truck for 7 more years. Never had another stumble after they replaced the sensor.

My point is this.........
I realize that an educated customer can be a pain in the butt sometimes. But so can the uneducated. Which do you prefer?
 

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BTW, here's my "voltmeter"...





My Escort 8500 X50 radar detector with its display set to show voltage and mode (the little "A" on the left shows the detector is in "Autoscan" mode).

Works a treat, and it does so much more than just tell me the health of the charging system... :D

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Re: Pet Peeves

Dallara said:
Maybe it's just me... I started out when bikes had only kickstarters, and you had to "tickle" the carbs and drip gasoline everywhere just to get 'em started... And you had to set the points, check the valve clearances, check the float levels in the carbs, etc., etc. every 1,500 miles or so if you wanted them to run right... Headlights back then were like candles... Bikes vibrated like jackhammers... Loctite and safety wire were required to keep the things together for any length of time...

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Uh, if I'm doing the math right, I think you're exaggerating just a wee bit there homie. You were 14 years old when the Honda 750 came out , and as you know there were Honda Dreams, CB's, and CL's in 160, 250, 305 etc, years before that. With the exception of having points to adjust occassionally and maybe a valve adjustment here and there, everything else you said just wasn't so. I not saying you knew better, because you may have only owned British or American bikes and then the above would be true, just setting the record straight. 8)
 

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scott123007 said:
Uh, if I'm doing the math right, I think you're exaggerating just a wee bit there homie. You were 14 years old when the Honda 750 came out , and as you know there were Honda Dreams, CB's, and CL's in 160, 250, 305 etc, years before that. With the exception of having points to adjust occassionally and maybe a valve adjustment here and there, everything else you said just wasn't so. I not saying you knew better, because you may have only owned British or American bikes and then the above would be true, just setting the record straight. 8)

You're right... I started riding in 1970, and all those Jap bikes you mention were out then. But I couldn't afford 'em. I started out with Euro bikes, and my first job was as a mechanic in a British bike shop. Call it "exaggerating" if you want, but you haven't lived until you've spent all day working on '60's BSA. Triumph's, Norton's, etc. That's what I did... A lot... For minimum wage. My first race bike was a used 1970 Penton 125 Six-Days I got in 1971. It required points adjustment constantly, and you had to flop in down on its side and adjust the shift arm throw to the shift drum on its Sachs engine *BETWEEN* motos if you wanted a normally shifting gearbox instead of 5 gears and 6 neutrals...

But please, oh wise one... Tell me all about how often you, yourself, adjusted the valve clearances on your Triumph TR6? Or how often you did on your friends' and customers' Norton Commando's? Or how difficult it could be to start a customer's BSA Gold Star or Victor if you didn't have the timing *spot on*... Oh, and none of those had electric starters. Not one. But perhaps you lived in another universe where British singles didn't vibrate all their parts off, and where Lucas electrics functioned perfectly, Smith's gauge needles didn't wag more than a Labrador's tail, and where junk chains didn't derail and snap with remarkable regularity. Don't even get me started about Zener diodes and positive "earthing"...

And as long as we're putting the record straight... I also worked in a Honda shop as a mechanic in the early 1970's... Valve clearances adjustment was still a regular maintenance item, as were points and timing adjustments (I still have my Kowa "Honda special tool" timing light from 1973), not to mention cleaning out centrifugal oil filters, adjusting cam chain tensioners, etc., etc., etc. And one shouldn't forget, arguably the most advanced and revolutionary production motocross bike of all time - the 1973 Honda CR250M Elsinore - came with points (the 125 had an electronic ignition), and they required adjustment before every race to get proper performance out of the bike... I know. I had half a dozen of 'em I was sponsored on, and I had to maintain 'em weekly myself.

Did bikes get better? Sure... But they were still doing valve checks every 3,000 miles on Honda's in 1979 when the CBX came out, and you haven't lived until you've done valve adjustments on them on a regular basis (I owned 3 CBX's over the years, and 2 CB750F and a CB900F that used the same valve gear, not to mention 2 CB750 single cam models prior to that, 2 CB550's, and a CB350F. All those single-cammers had points and screw-type valve adjusters, manual cam chain tensioners, etc. All in all, I owned over 50 Honda's over the decades, and was a dealer myself for their products for over 11 years).

It's apparent from you profile you were old enough to remember all this, but the question is - Were you working on the bikes back then? ::017::

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I remember the t-shirts that said: God invented darkness and Joseph Lucas perfected it!

I just sold my 72 Tiger. Every time I rode that thing it reminded me why they bring out new models!

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Re: Pet Peeves

pteppic said:
Well, I guess I could have been more precise. It's about 6 minutes slow since daylight savings time.
Hmm, is your butt sore. I think we have an alien abductee here. Just a local symptom of lost time...
 

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lotecredneck said:
I remember the t-shirts that said: God invented darkness and Joseph Lucas perfected it!

I just sold my 72 Tiger. Every time I rode that thing it reminded me why they bring out new models!

Tony

:D :D :D

Yep, lots of shirts like that around in those days!!! Like ones that said "Joseph Lucas says 'Don't Go Out at Night!'", or "Joseph Lucas; Prince of Darkness"... And all the Lucas electrics jokes, such as:

- Why do the British drink warm beer? Because they have Lucas refrigerators!
- Lucas: Patent Holder of the Short Circuit
- If Lucas made guns, wars wouldn't start...
- Lucas: Inventor of the intermittent windshield wiper
- Lucas: Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp
- Lucas 3-Postion Headlamp Switch - Dim, Flicker, and Off

And there's literally hundreds more!!!

One of my favorite t-shirts of the time said "If Harley-Davidson Made an Airplane, Would You Fly on One?" ::013::

(and before any H-D owners get upset, note I currently own an H-D XR1200)

I also still own an 850 Norton Commando, and every day I look at it I'm reminded of why it's often folly to think of the past as "The Good Old Days"!!! ::025::

BTW, here's a great illustration on recommended Lucas fuse replacement procedure...





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snakebitten said:
Can I ask something though?
First, as a service department manager, AND a forum reader, you are in a unique position to see both sides of the equation.

As a forum reading customer, there have been times that I was way more versed on an issue with my bike or my truck than the actual folks that were being asked to fix the problem. For example, I bought a 2004 F350 truck that had a recently introduced motor in it. Because of a forum, I knew exactly what was causing the problem and also knew which sensor needed to be changed. But the service department staff completely ignored the "all knowing customer", that I am sure they were thinking I was, and tried all kinds of wasted attempts to diagnose the problem. They even gave up and sent me on the road with their very expensive diagnostics hardware plugged into the ODB connector. They were hoping to have a record of the next time the truck "stumbled".

All along, because of the forum, I was almost 100% sure I needed an egp sensor. And it had been the fix for lots of other folks on the forum with the same motor and symptoms.

I drove around a couple of days and returned the diagnostic tools. Because they couldn't isolate the issue themselves, they had no recourse but to say sorry. Bring it back if it acts up again.

I just lived with the stumble. I had no choice. A few months later I get a notice for a recall on my egp sensor.

Drove that truck for 7 more years. Never had another stumble after they replaced the sensor.

My point is this.........
I realize that an educated customer can be a pain in the butt sometimes. But so can the uneducated. Which do you prefer?
Glad to respond, Snake...

First and foremost, I said I cringe when a customer says, "I was reading a forum and..." - I didn't say I ignore them. Let's be real for just a second though - and I've been around forums for cars, trucks, and bikes since the mid 90's - there is way more misinformation on many forums than there is tangible, reliable, hard data. In the service and repair business we are bound to deal with the real data - if not - major tail-chasing will ensue wasting everyone's time.

Quite simply there are too many variables in play here for me, whose only want is to fix your car, to really deal with forum-diagnostics.
Let me name a few:
- The technical knowledge of the customer. Do they remotely understand what they're reading on the forum and does it even apply to their car?
- Is the car actually having an issue, or did they read about someone else having the issue and now think they are? It happens...
- The technical knowledge of those doling out advise on the forum. I've got technicians with more training, knowledge, and experience than you can imagine. Three of my guys are ASE Masters with L1, and are Platinum level factory trained (it takes years to get there) and hour upon hour every year to maintain that level of certification. In other words, it's not just a nice plaque - these guys are the real deal (and I'll admit I'm damn lucky to have them) most shops don't have one. Do I trust them or some kid with a laptop diagnosing his car?
- Is the problem the customer is reading about - and now having - a regional issue that doesn't affect cars in the south? Yep...heat, humidity, and salt air at sea-level, etc. will create a whole host of issues someone in Denver will never see and vice versa. But it is a Worldwide web.
- The manufacture requires that we duplicate the problem before performing a repair. I can't throw a $1500 control module in your car on the advice of a forum (or anyone else for that matter) if I can't see that the control module is bad. If I do - I just bought a $1500 control module (and the labor to install it) because the manufacture isn't going to pay for it. If it's a non-warranty situation, you're paying for it and insist, I'll advise against it because I can't refund you for the labor nor take the part back if it doesn't work.
- This may sound jaded, but I have neither the time nor inclination to sift through hundreds of pages of a forum thread to determine the technical merit of the advice being given.
- And why would I? I've got a library of well-sorted technical information that goes way deeper than any forum ever could - and a field engineer on speed-dial that has access to the stuff that hasn't been released to the dealership level yet.


Okay that was the Service Manager answer to your question - onward to the forum reader guy that I am.

If a customer is dealing with an issue that could possible be a safety-related or potentially stranding issue, and they've found information online that could be helpful I'll take the time to read it. So will my technicians. Again, our only want is to fix your car. If it looks viable to me and my technician I'll call the engineer I spoke about earlier, plead my case and ask to give it a try. Most times he will authorize the repair (if he's not already familiar with the problem and knows a fix) and request a lot of data from our scan tool before and after the attempted repair. This helps build his database and can help others across the country to get a solid fix for sometimes extremely intermittent problems.

I'm certainly not 'anti-forum' - but the reality of the situation is they rarely have it right. Certain problems can present very closely to others, but have completely different causes. Here's an example of one we fixed but didn't get paid for:

Customer is experiencing a stumble at highway speeds when applying steady, light throttle. No warning lights, but a definite stumble. I went for a ride with the customer to see for myself what was going on (we hadn't had this complaint on this model before) so I could show the technician what was happening. The customer was able to duplicate the problem, and sure enough, it was a stumblin'. I drove next so that I could be sure to duplicate the stumble consistently like the customer did. I put the customer in a loaner car and sent him on his way.

My technician hooked up the scan tool and went for a ride with me so we could get some live data shots of what was going on. There were multiple, random misfires registering when the stumble occurred, but not enough to set a code (which would trigger a check-engine light), but you could definitely feel it happening. My tech called 'techline' who advised him to check a couple of things and replace the Powertrain Control Module (PCM). My tech didn't like the answer and asked me to take him for another spin. While monitoring the Throttle Position Sensor (TPS) he noticed under those exact conditions an irregular signal coming from the TPS that was out of specified range. He called techline back and told them his findings, and suggested we replace the TPS instead of the PCM. "Nope", they said. "The TPS isn't the cause, you should replace the PCM."

My tech disagreed and came to me. I told him to replace the TPS (about $800 less than the PCM) and we'd take it for a spin and see what happened. The new TPS eliminated the stumble - no misfires - and a clean signal throughout the throttle range. Car fixed, tech happy, customer happy, Creggur happy. Until...

Three weeks later I got notified that the Warranty Test Center had requested and tested the TPS we'd replaced and determined it to be in fine working order - warranty claim denied and charged back. I fought that thing for six months to no avail. We lost about $900 on that repair.

I know this story has nothing to do with forums, but I share it as an example of what dealerships run up against in warranty situations. We fixed the car, but got charged back because the TPS passed a bench test in a warehouse somewhere even though we had data showing the irregular signal in that certain situation. Now imagine replacing parts with no data to back us up... we just can't.

Hope that answered your question, and I hope I didn't come across as "Anti-Forum" because I'm really not - it's just that in 99.9% of the cases it's not an effective tool in diagnosing a problem.

**Quick Edit**
I just realized I didn't answer the last question of your post. I have no preference on whether a customer is educated or not - I can deal with either just as effectively. I also have to take into account the quality of the customer's education ( I think I alluded to that in my Service Manager answer) - but it really doesn't matter to me. I'm happy to talk shop, problems, or technical information with anyone at any level. I'll admit if I'm wrong, or if the customer knows something I don't (I certainly don't know everything...not even close). I'm also happy to share and show our customers exactly what we're looking at and doing to repair their car anytime.

If you have any more questions, or if I didn't answer something adequately, ask away...
 
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