not for sale but saw another member post this

[moto.monk]

2016 60th ed 75.5k miles in just under 3 years of Starbucks runs
quickshifter by healtech for the track
Anthonys reflash + 30hp at the wheels
upgraded clutch plate kit for drag racing
lithium battery for weight reduction/ performance upgrade.
side cases because they are cool
windscreen because of aero
road attack II tires because it makes me feel fast
new seat because I'm fat I mean plus-sized.
bar risers some rox trash
springs front and rear because I'm a fat fuck
tank bag by corshit
air horn because I ride slow
chicken nugget pack

 

[StefanOnHisS10]

Uhhh what is this? please clarify your post.

 

[Cantab]

cryptic alright

 

[sheikyerbooty]

the last one looks like a speed cam capture

 

[Sierra1]

Imitating cycledelic relic's recent "for sale/not for sale" post?

 

[Mak10]

Calling Will Smith….. we have a comedian in the house.

 

[moto.monk]

Uhhh what is this? please clarify your post.

It's a joke saw another member do this.

 

[Sierra1]

It's a joke saw another member do this.

 

[Korsair]

That is probably the best way to sell a bike...Specially on its side.
"This is how the bike looks in it's natural habitat"

 

[WJBertrand]

+30 horsepower? Yeah right....

 

[moto.monk]

+30 horsepower? Yeah right....

Actually +50 at the wheels

 

[Madhatter]

I got a chuckle out of it.