Klim Badlands Pro SOLD

[snakebitten]

Yea, you gotta be FAST around here.

I don't buy often here, but when I do, I don't contemplate about it. Shoot first, ask later.

Yea, I've met Coastie. He's crazy. I gotta outweigh him by 40?

But, he does get first dibs if I succumb to Little Debbie.

 

[creggur]

But, he does get first dibs if I succumb to Little Debbie.

Screw Little Debbie - you're better than that bitch..,she ain't worth it.

 

[snakebitten]

All true.

But that lady has had her way with me over the years using the "Cake Rolls".
Worse than crack or heroin. (I suppose? )

I finally defeated her by simply informing the family that no one will be permitted to enter my castle with cake rolls on their person. To do so forfeits your rights to live here.

I have my 6 month chip currently.

 

[creggur]

But that lady has had her way with me over the years using the "Cake Rolls".

 

[snakebitten]

Got it today.
I really had no idea. Never held\touched gear like this. Now I see what you guys were talking about.

Oh, and it fits. Perfectly. Like it was altered for me. (Sorry Coastie)

Thanks Z06! It's like brand new. Very pleased. And a fantastic deal, to boot.

I said I was done farkling my Tenere.
Guess I just got started farkling ME!

 

[creggur]

Got it today.
I really had no idea. Never held\touched gear like this. Now I see what you guys were talking about.

Oh, and it fits. Perfectly. Like it was altered for me. (Sorry Coastie)

Thanks Z06! It's like brand new. Very pleased. And a fantastic deal, to boot.

I said I was done farkling my Tenere.
Guess I just got started farkling ME!

Yeah, that's the good stuff right there. I love mine and I have the cheap (relative, I know) Klim stuff.

Glad it fit, Snake - I believe a nice one-finger salute is in order for that Little Debbie whore...

 

[snakebitten]

Never heard of her. Must not be around here.

 

[True Grip]

You bought the top of a suit. Now you got to buy the bottom half. It never really ends ;D

 

[coastie]

Got it today.
I really had no idea. Never held\touched gear like this. Now I see what you guys were talking about.

Oh, and it fits. Perfectly. Like it was altered for me. (Sorry Coastie)

Thanks Z06! It's like brand new. Very pleased. And a fantastic deal, to boot.

I said I was done farkling my Tenere.
Guess I just got started farkling ME!

Lets see some Glamour shots!

 

[snakebitten]

I merely asked if she would get me the pants for my birthday.
Asked. Nicely.

I got the look. Don't get it often, but it was that look.

I think she was really impressed with it after she saw it.
She looked it over. Held it. Messed with zippers and pockets.
Funny, I don't think she would have been bothered if it was just another jacket.
It moved her.

So I think she went into keeping-score mode.
No, I know she did.
Dang thing is gonna be expensive after all.

 

[creggur]

So I think she went into keeping-score mode.
No, I know she did.
Dang thing is gonna be expensive after all.

Hate it when that happens. Cost me a Burberry purse for Christmas last year - if you don't know what that is, trust me, your wallet doesn't want to.

After re-farkling me (great line, Snake) from head-to-toe to the tune of almost 2 grand though, I didn't have a leg to stand on.

I knew I was screwed when she started using some of my own words against me to describe the purse: "true quality, will last for years, timeless design." And who knew you could Farkle a friggin' purse: wallet, keychain, shoulder straps, etc. this thing is gonna keep costing for years to come...
**stupid British purse-maker people**

 

[Checkswrecks]

Got it today.
I really had no idea. Never held\touched gear like this. Now I see what you guys were talking about.

Oh, and it fits. Perfectly. Like it was altered for me. (Sorry Coastie)

Thanks Z06! It's like brand new. Very pleased. And a fantastic deal, to boot.

I said I was done farkling my Tenere.
Guess I just got started farkling ME!

Yup, I thought I'd always go back to Aerostitch till trying the same Klim jacket. I've ridden in the Klim from low 40s to 100F and been fine. I couldn't be in my Roadcrafter when it got that hot and mesh still is better, but the Klim flows a lot of air and is survivable.

Congrats on good stuff!


btw - North Face Bionic jackets and Gerbing/Powerlet/etc electrics layer under the Klim perfectly.