Jealous Wife!

[advswede1981]

So, as I was inspecting my work after getting done farkling out my Super Tenere I hear my wife say behind me... "I wish you would look at me that way." ;D

 

[tomatocity]

Your work will never be done

 

[twinrider]

Well dear, I get to ride it whenever I want and it never bothers me when I'm done....

 

[Tmax]

Men's little secret is our motorcycle is an excuse to get away from her,,, yea maybe we do love our bike more but we will never tell her that! Then she outsmarts us, she wants to ride on back! I know its embarressing to be seen with that fat tub of lard on the back, so we ride her in locations where you'll be seen less with her.

 

[Poohbear]

I know its embarressing to be seen with that fat tub of lard on the back, so we ride her in locations where you'll be seen less with her.

That's a bit harsh!

 

[Siseneg]

Must be single ... or maybe will be soon

To the OP, I would let her know that you don't look at her that way because she's not a cold steel object always needy of some external addition to improve her. That ought to be worth a few points. ?.. And I love riding with my wife on the back. We share stuff, you see. When we get to see cool places and have fun rides together it makes it easy for me to explain why I like go riding alone too.

 

[HoebSTer]

or "geez honey, if i could only ride you like the bike on occasion"

 

[limey]

Simple buy her a bike. This Sumer I'm going to Colorado and she is going to Oregon. Last year Yukon and she went to California.she loves her bike just as much as I do so it works out perfect.

 

[HoebSTer]

Simple buy her a bike. This Sumer I'm going to Colorado and she is going to Oregon. Last year Yukon and she went to California.she loves her bike just as much as I do so it works out perfect.

this scenario would be like paradise. Not in my household, she doesn't want anything to do with them. Not on the back or under her own butt. She said she will adapt as my daughter gets to the age of starting to ride mini bike within next couple years.

 

[klunsford]

advswede1981, there are only so many loves in a man's life, Boy to his dog, man to his woman and a man to his motorcycle. Sometimes you get all three sometimes none at all... I just wish my wife would ride with me again. That was always so much fun when she used to ride. Now I just get to do it all by myself. Heck, polish her up and take her for a spin... I mean your motorcycle... ::025:: ::025:: ::025::

 

[autoteach]

Come home with Farkles for her and tell her to play "dead". Then you can put on the new farkles, pose her, take some pics for facebook/forum use... and act angry if she says anything that you didn't want her to say. I am sure after playing "motorcycle" once she will look at things differently, like maybe thinking you are a psycho necrophiliac. What could go wrong?

 

[Danno]

My bike has a great set of headlights >

 

[HoebSTer]

My bike has a great set of headlights >

with great headlights comes alot of nighttime riding!!!

 

[MidlifeMotor]

It's a lot easier to turn a motorcycle on.

 

[cosmic]

It's a lot easier to turn a motorcycle on.

Good one...


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[Tmax]

That's a bit harsh!

you're right! that was too harsh! I apoligize to all the good women out there,, its just my personal experiences with my ex wife that spirred me to be harsh, once my ex was sick and fat, I took care of her for years untill she got back to health, she used to call me "her rock", then all of the sudden she lost weight, abused drugs and left me for a much younger man

 

[Dirt_Dad]

I agree with the idea of buying her a bike. Then she'll want you to look at her bike with the same attention.

 

[snakebitten]

Um...wow.

I'm sure, like anybody, I take things for granted at times. But mostly I am reminded of just how blessed I am. Lol

Oh, and it is a wickedly gorgeous day. Gotta mow grass tomorrow even.