Sorry guys, better at riding, than posting. Had to stop this morning in Tok for some breaky, sat beside 2 older ladies and a fella. I am soaking wet, pulling out the ear buds, yard off my dripping jacket and these 3 start peppering me with all kinds of questions. Didn't hear most of them as my brain was humming from the music and wind buffeting. I nodded my head politely a few times, then the older fella says " you're from Texas are ya, what ya'all doing way up here". To which I stop, rub my ear (btw, I have yet to open my mouth to say a word-how the hell does he suppose I am from Texas). I said pardon, not sure I heard you correctly, to which "he says you must be from Texas, not sure where GorTexas is but is says your from Gortex right there on your coat". This couple at another table hears this, the fella giggles his women spits her coffee across the table and lands in a fit of laughter. I too found it pretty funny so thought I would share.
Apparently if you wear Gortex, you are from GorTexas-never knew that till now
True story