I have the secret formulahttps://bestrestproducts.com/shop/motomudd/motomudd-expedition/
Here you go. Or if you're really handy you can make your own!
INGREDIENTS
1. Wife's favorite 2 Qt tupperware
2. 1# well used kitty litter
3. 1 ball dryer lint (any color)
4. 1 Qt Swamp water
5. 1# garage sweepings
6. your jeans and t-shirt
DIRECTIONS
Add all ingredients to Wife's Tupperware
Seal Tightly
Shake thoroughly
Using your jeans and t-shirt, apply liberally to your Ride
(note: HOGS may require 2 coats)
Dry jeans and shirt
Allow your ride to dry
Don jeans and shirt
Ride on! No one will know you are a poser *S*S*S*S*