Australian siamese twins Jim and John, who are joined at the hip, walk into a bar in Sydney and order drinks.
The bartender overhears that they've just come back from vacation in the US and they go every year.
"Have a good time there lads?"
Jim glumly replies
"Always a crap time! The weather was miserable and the people constantly bickering. The roads are terrible, and everybody's out to gouge ya."
The bartender says
"Well I'm a bit surprised because you said that you go every year. What's up with that?"
John happily pipes up with
"It's the only time I get to drive!"
The bartender overhears that they've just come back from vacation in the US and they go every year.
"Have a good time there lads?"
Jim glumly replies
"Always a crap time! The weather was miserable and the people constantly bickering. The roads are terrible, and everybody's out to gouge ya."
The bartender says
"Well I'm a bit surprised because you said that you go every year. What's up with that?"
John happily pipes up with
"It's the only time I get to drive!"