::..a little Monday funny..::

[hANNAbONE]

http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/

4 minutes of fun.!!

 

[Swagger]

;D What are you like :

Funny stuff that .... hadn't appreciated that critters had such a wide vocabulary

 

[trinc4me]

Very funny...... ;D

 

[HoebSTer]

the groundhog yelling helen sounds desperate.

 

[Buckeye56]

The wife and I think that is a hoot! Thanks for sharing.

 

[Swagger]

.... the groundhog yelling helen sounds desperate ....

Wasn't it ....

Alan! Alan! Alan! Al! Alan! Steve! Steve!

;D

 

[hANNAbONE]

Wednesday Funny :


A Guy Fairy Tale


Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...
"Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "SORRY, BUT NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and
went fishing and hunting and
played golf and
dated women half his age and
drank beer and scotch and
had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up and
farted whenever he wanted.




The End

 

[fredz43]

his diary, her diary


HER DIARY

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we
go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong.
He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that
he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had
nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his
behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely,
as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued
to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise,
he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still
felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with
someone else. My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY

My motorcycle wouldn't start today, can't figure out why,
but at least I got laid.

 

[Jakeboy]

Re: his diary, her diary

HER DIARY

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we
go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong.
He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that
he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had
nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his
behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely,
as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued
to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise,
he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still
felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with
someone else. My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY

My motorcycle wouldn't start today, can't figure out why,
but at least I got laid.

Man, if my wife knew the truth, she'd shoot me with my own gun! Ha ha! I love her tons, but the thing about the bike not starting would be very disturbing.

 

[trinc4me]

Re: his diary, her diary

HER DIARY

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we
go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong.
He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that
he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had
nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his
behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely,
as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued
to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise,
he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still
felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with
someone else. My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY

My motorcycle wouldn't start today, can't figure out why,
but at least I got laid.

Nice......

 

[Venture]

Re: his diary, her diary

Nice......

+1

Totally true to life.

 

[hANNAbONE]

uh ---- wow-wuh ;D