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GrahamD

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The story....

Once Upon a time there was a Gentleman called OLD GIT RAY, and there still is as far as I am aware.
He bought one of the first S10's in Merry ol' England, now not so merry, and spent time waxing lyrical about how light it felt and how easy it was to pick up.

The lords of BMW and Adventure Riders over at ADV were muttering disparaging comments about how much of a porker the new Prince was and poking fun at those who said otherwise. This lack of respect made old GIT RAY upset.

OLD GIT RAY, being a resourceful chap said "F#$%^ yous" and proceeded to make a video of himself picking it up and putting it down, therefore convincing a few skeptics that maybe he and a few others were right.

After this the BMW tribe went back to kingdom of G-Spot and Shut up while others watched in amazement and still thought there may have been something fishy going on here, after all this was but a lowly YAMAHA and how dare it best the King(s).

Word eventually spread through the land and as many converts sang the praises if the new Prince people eventually accepted the new Prince into the land and started bestowing gifts from Altrider and Waspworks and Twisted throttle upon the new Prince. The Prince returned tha favours in Kind and was good to the naves and wenches of the land and kept them safe.

The Prince was invited to a new land across the sea by the naves and a few wenches that had heard fine words and tales of the new Prince, but some only knew of him by reputation and being ignorant of the detailed history wondered what it was that the Prince was doing one fine day back in 2010 with OLD GIT RAY.

Now all is revealed.

OLD GIT RAY and the Prince have to continued to live happily ever since, traveling to many far away and exotic lands.

Thus endeth the Story.

So next time the you old wise ones are sitting round a campfire, You can trot that one out to keep the kids amused ;D

Cheers
Graham
 

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True story ^

I witnessed it as well over yonder on ADVrider............

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GrahamD said:
The story....

Once Upon a time there was a Gentleman called OLD GIT RAY, and there still is as far as I am aware.
He bought one of the first S10's in Merry ol' England, now not so merry, and spent time waxing lyrical about how light it felt and how easy it was to pick up.

The lords of BMW and Adventure Riders over at ADV were muttering disparaging comments about how much of a porker the new Prince was and poking fun at those who said otherwise. This lack of respect made old GIT RAY upset.

OLD GIT RAY, being a resourceful chap said "F#$%^ yous" and proceeded to make a video of himself picking it up and putting it down, therefore convincing a few skeptics that maybe he and a few others were right.

After this the BMW tribe went back to G-Spot and Shut up while others watched in amazement and still thought there may have been something fishy going on here, after all this was but a lowly YAMAHA and how dare it best the King(s).

Word eventually spread through the land and as many converts sang the praises if the new Prince people eventually accepted the new Prince into the land and started bestowing gifts from Altriser and Waspworks and Twisted throttle upon the new Prince. The Prince returned tha favours in Kind and was good to the naves and wenches of the land and kept them safe.

The Prince was invited to a new land across the sea by the naves and a few wenches that had heard fine words and tales of the new Prince, but some only knew of him by reputation and being ignorant of the detailed history wondered what it was that the Prince was doing one fine day back in 2010 with OLD GIT RAY.

Now all is revealed.

Thus endeth the Story.

So next time the you old wise ones are sitting round a campfire, You can trot that one out to keep the kids amused ;D

Cheers
Graham
You forgot to end the tale with "and they all lived happily ever after" :D :D
 

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GrahamD said:
The story....

Once Upon a time there was a Gentleman called OLD GIT RAY, and there still is as far as I am aware.
He bought one of the first S10's in Merry ol' England, now not so merry, and spent time waxing lyrical about how light it felt and how easy it was to pick up.

The lords of BMW and Adventure Riders over at ADV were muttering disparaging comments about how much of a porker the new Prince was and poking fun at those who said otherwise. This lack of respect made old GIT RAY upset.

OLD GIT RAY, being a resourceful chap said "F#$%^ yous" and proceeded to make a video of himself picking it up and putting it down, therefore convincing a few skeptics that maybe he and a few others were right.

After this the BMW tribe went back to kingdom of G-Spot and Shut up while others watched in amazement and still thought there may have been something fishy going on here, after all this was but a lowly YAMAHA and how dare it best the King(s).

Word eventually spread through the land and as many converts sang the praises if the new Prince people eventually accepted the new Prince into the land and started bestowing gifts from Altrider and Waspworks and Twisted throttle upon the new Prince. The Prince returned tha favours in Kind and was good to the naves and wenches of the land and kept them safe.

The Prince was invited to a new land across the sea by the naves and a few wenches that had heard fine words and tales of the new Prince, but some only knew of him by reputation and being ignorant of the detailed history wondered what it was that the Prince was doing one fine day back in 2010 with OLD GIT RAY.

Now all is revealed.

Thus endeth the Story.

So next time the you old wise ones are sitting round a campfire, You can trot that one out to keep the kids amused ;D

Cheers
Graham
Excellent summary mate!
 

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I'd be more impressed if he took those boxes off. ::)
 

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Old git ray is a cool dude...... many dont know he once was a 'world strong man' champ... He could prolly lift a car ! ! ! ! ! JK :D
 
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