An * doctor * goes to the US and since he cannot legally practice his profession, he sets up a business in downtown New York and puts up a sign that says: * "We cure any illness for $ 20, guaranteed. If we can't, We give you $ 100 "*.
* A lawyer * sees the opportunity to win $ 100 and walks into the clinic.
* The Lawyer: * _ "I lost my sense of taste" _
* The doctor * says: _ "Nurse, bring me the medicine from box # 22 and put 3 drops on the Lord's tongue" _
* The Lawyer: * _ "Ugh! This shit is Gasoline"
* The doctor * _ "Congratulations, you have recovered your taste. Give me $ 20" _
* The lawyer * leaves upset, and returns a week later, determined to get his money back.
* The Lawyer: * _ "I lost my memory, I can't remember anything" _
* The doctor: * _ "Nurse, bring me the medicine from box # 22 ..." _
* The Lawyer: * _ "No fuck, that shit is Gasoline, you gave it to me last week!" _
* The Doctor: * _ "Congratulations, you have recovered your memory. Give me $ 20" _
* The lawyer * leaves even more upset and returns a week later, determined to get his money back.
* The Lawyer: * _ "I have lost the quality of my vision, everything is blurry, I cannot distinguish any detail and the glasses do not help me" _
* The doctor: * _ "My old man ... for that we don't have medicine, here is a u$100 bill" _
* The Lawyer: * _ "you think I'm stupid, this is a $ 10 bill" _
* The doctor: * _ "Congratulations, you have recovered your vision. Give me $ 20" _ "