How to get that fine brew of black gold in the morning

PhilPhilippines

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Are you sure? I’ve seen what comes out of those little packets in your hotels...


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I think you'll find that is cocaine from the South American Sneeze Belt. I guess if you venture a little further you may find perhaps Jun Chiyabari Garden teas which enable you to remain a free man and also chat about the various bollocks that enable inflated prices to their target audience. Plus you'll get out of the hotel room.
 

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I think you'll find that is cocaine from the South American Sneeze Belt. I guess if you venture a little further you may find perhaps Jun Chiyabari Garden teas which enable you to remain a free man and also chat about the various bollocks that enable inflated prices to their target audience. Plus you'll get out of the hotel room.
Shit. That looks like a scathing attack rather than crap humour on second reading. Lol
 

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I don't see anywhere the mention of Tim Hortons coffee. "only in Canada you say" you ain't Canadian if you don't drink Timmies, its like a zombie lineup at the drive in's.
I'm an morning addict.
 

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The Tim Hortons here in the Phils is just as bad as Star*ucks.

The basis of any coffee is the espresso shot. Dialling in the shot takes an experienced barista - after that add all the other shit.

Maybe the Canadian experience is not the McDontKnows experience found here.
 

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The Tim Hortons here in the Phils is just as bad as Star*ucks.

The basis of any coffee is the espresso shot. Dialling in the shot takes an experienced barista - after that add all the other shit.

Maybe the Canadian experience is not the McDontKnows experience found here.
Tim Hortons is worse than Starbucks (I said it, whatchagonnado?)

It's a Canadian staple that the large majority of people drink with multiple cream/sugar added to dilute the taste. It's North American coffee so drip coffee that is pre-prepared in a pot, don't think they offer anything resembling espresso.

Not good coffee, it's just coffee with sugar and cream. It is part of the Canadian identity though.
 
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PhilPhilippines

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Tim Hortons is worse than Starbucks (I said it, whatchagonnado?)

It's a Canadian staple that the large majority of people drink with multiple cream/sugar added to dilute the taste. It's North American coffee so drip coffee that is pre-prepared in a pot, don't think they offer anything resembling espresso.

Not good coffee, it's just coffee with sugar and cream. It is part of the Canadian identity though.
Sounds about sh*t enough to qualify for "coffee"...
 

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Sounds about sh*t enough to qualify for "coffee"...
To each their own. Drive past a Tim Horton's during morning rush hour and guaranteed there will be a lineup of cars piled out onto the street. There is one every few km's on top of that too.
 

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To each their own. Drive past a Tim Horton's during morning rush hour and guaranteed there will be a lineup of cars piled out onto the street. There is one every few km's on top of that too.
Yes. I agree completely. McDontKnows have sold over a billion "hamburgers". I tried them in 1978 and really tried to taste what I was eating. I never went back. They are made to a huge draw-card price point and that is part of the appeal. However, if someone constructed a burger in the same way in front of you it would be difficult to argue for eating it when the ingredients were revealed.

I am ott with a few things:
food - If it is not right for me it is not right. I think I know what defines food. Others disagree.
coffee - If it is not right for me it is not right. I think I know what defines coffee. Others disagree.
road user safety - If it is not right for me it is not right. I think I know what defines safety. Others disagree.
great sex - If it is not right for me it is not right. I think I know what defines great sex. Others disagree.
This could be a long list. Others disagree...
 
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