Don,t crash while wearing shorts and nothing else

gunslinger_006

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I am 40. Been on the internet since bbs dialup. Seen lots of crazy shit. Stuff that changed me permanently.

This video got me.


Did that dude slide shirtless across the top of a spiked wrought iron fence? Did he break that stone feature with his chest?

This is like watching a video of the creation of some kind of functionally retarded superhero.

Pardon my use of the r word there, but i feel in some rare cases it warranted. This is one of them.
 

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That fence didn't look the most comfortable place to have a rest. He walked away like something from Zombie Apocalypse but that fact that he walked away at all is a miracle.
 

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Did that dude slide shirtless across the top of a spiked wrought iron fence? Did he break that stone feature with his chest?
Easy to find with Google, being so new, and it was in the Netherlands so helmets not required for a small scooter but riding on the sidewalk was illegal.

Title says "Scooter driver does not want help after bizarre accident: 'The blood sprayed from his foot'"
“No help! I don't want an ambulance, no police, nothing! "Shouted the man who hit the garden gate of a house in St. Willebrord on Tuesday with his scooter. He drove full speed over the sidewalk and lost control of the wheel. points of the garden gate, he cries out in pain, and the residents of the house are shocked to death. A day after the violent accident, they are still upside down. "I just couldn't eat it last night," said the 33-year-old resident. She was at home with her boyfriend when the man on a scooter hit their garden gate on Tuesday afternoon.

The camera images of the residents show how a scooter drives up the sidewalk at full speed at 4.02 pm. He bangs on a wall and then comes to a stop on the fence. The occupant of the house was sitting on the couch watching TV at the time. "I suddenly see that scooter fly by. The driver got off immediately and suddenly started screaming loudly."

"It was a real shock," says the woman. "It was a huge blow. Really heavy. He was driving too fast anyway." Almost immediately after the accident, a car stopped in front of the door. "That driver immediately called 911, but then the injured man started shouting:" No help! I don't want any help, no ambulance, no police, nothing. " He was very clear about that. He really wanted to leave. "

"You want to help someone like that, but if he doesn't want to ..."

After the woman warned her friend, she went out to offer help. "The injured man was wearing shorts that were ripped open, he was all tattered." The occupant of the house spoke to the man who had called 112.

"He said that he had to avoid the scooter with his car. That man on the scooter wanted to overtake another car and ended up in front of his car. That car driver was really baffled. You want to help someone like that, but if he did. don't want to ... What am I supposed to do? He was gone in no time and walked further down the street as quickly as possible. "

"If they hadn't helped him, he probably would have collapsed."

Less than five hundred meters further, the man was offered help after all. "I spoke to those people", says the resident. "They would rather not have helped him, but the blood literally spurted from his foot. If they hadn't helped him, he probably would have collapsed. So they tied a garbage bag around his foot and took him to the emergency room. brought help to Roosendaal. "

When the police arrived, the scooter was still there. “The driver was gone and, according to bystanders, did not want to accept help from anyone. He was taken to hospital by someone, "says police spokesman Alwin Don." We have been in the hospital, but were not allowed to speak to him for privacy reasons. That makes the investigation more difficult. It takes a little longer. We are still in the process of determining who is involved. We do have someone in mind. ”

Shortly after the accident, the 33-year-old resident and her boyfriend found some strange things in their front yard. "There were scooter parts and three bags of white powder in the garden, probably drugs. The police also found no license plate. There was no insurance plate on that scooter. My car was covered in blood and there was also blood on the sidewalk."

"I don't feel comfortable with it."

The couple handed the camera images over to the police. "It was not at all intended for the video to leak. We have already made a removal request through Dumpert. My friend forwarded the footage to one person and it was distributed that way. We did not distribute it or put it online. We wanted that. not at all."

Since Tuesday afternoon, people have constantly stopped in front of the door. "We asked enforcement to keep an extra eye on things. Because you don't know what's going to happen here? I don't feel comfortable with it", the resident responds worried. She realizes that things could have turned out much worse. "That man has now opened his foot. For the same money he falls with his throat in such a pin. You don't want to think about that."

The couple will still file a report. "The fence of the neighbors is completely dismayed and two pins of our fence are bent. Two cars are also damaged. Of course that doesn't mean much, but it does cost a lot of moneY
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There's an image elsewhere showing he bent two of the top spikes on the gate so it looks like catching the gate started the sequence.
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That was truly ugly from there and going stop action frame by frame shows he impaled himself at least twice after . One was across the back of his left shoulder blade, leaving a deep laceration about that long from the piece of fencing near the corner that he bent.

Second was a true impalement into the area of the right nipple and he was hung up on the spike there for a moment before lifting off and walking back. It's bleeding pretty heavily at the end of the short video. With the screaming he probably didn't puncture the lung but ripping out the muscle would've been pretty serious.

He may've also taken a deep one to the groin, as his shorts are torn and he is looking there or at his foot when he starts screaming.

btw - Walking after severe injury is pretty common but the guy would've been in some serious pain by the time the adrenaline wore off and he got to the hospital. Sounds about right that he was able to walk about a half KM before nearly collapsing.
 

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The fence video: How was he not killed. . . . immediately? And, yeah, I want to see him when the adrenaline wore off. 'Cuz you know it was-a-pumpin'. :D

H-D video: Prime example of using the right tool for the job. The H-D obviously wasn't the right tool.
 

moto.monk

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The fence video: How was he not killed. . . . immediately? And, yeah, I want to see him when the adrenaline wore off. 'Cuz you know it was-a-pumpin'. :D

H-D video: Prime example of using the right tool for the job. The H-D obviously wasn't the right tool.
Dumbass armor most likely. Kinda like 9 lives except that makes more sense.
Dumbass armor most likely. Kinda like 9 lives except that makes more sense.
 
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